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The Butthole Cut: If the rumors are true, there was really a worse version of Cats | Movie

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Last name: Cats: the asshole cut

Age: Removed from history in November 2019.

Appearance: Imagine a worse version of Cats, the movie.

I can not. What can you not?

I can’t imagine a worse version of Cats. Really? What song did you not like? Terrifying and sexualized cats? The complete absence of a scenario? The horrible music? The implication that Dame Judi Dench had murdered her family and made them a coat? The scene where Rebel Wilson unzips his own flesh and tries to eat mice that all have the faces and voices of human children?

Yes. Oh. Well, in this case, imagine all of it, but worse.

How? ‘Or’ What? The said Butthole Cut of Cats was first reported in March when a Twitter user announced that one of his friends had been hired exclusively to remove all of the CGI chat anus that had previously been inserted into the film.

This sounds like hearsay. And here are some more. The Daily Beast claims that a VFX artist who worked on Cats confirmed to him that a lot of effort had been devoted to the airbrushing of felines.

Were cigarette butts the worst thing about cats? Not at all. There were other surreal effects, like the one where all the cats looked like incredibly disfigured mutants that only existed to crawl into your nightmares and eat your brain.

Maybe they could also have done something on Idris Elba. Do you mean like plunging the audio every time he shouted the word “Mistoffelees” like a weasel being nicked by a nun? Absolutely not.

It didn’t exactly “Problem-free production»Written everywhere. Unfortunately no. Once the Cats trailer was released and immediately became a well-deserved target for global contempt, director Tom Hooper announced a redesign.

Yes. And the film was only completed less than 48 hours before its official premiere, which is extraordinarily close to the line for such a post release.

Double yikes. And then, once he went out and everyone hated him, he was tinkered with again. Universal had to provide cinemas with a brand new version that wasn’t as horrible as the previous versions. Reader, it was just as awful.

Triple yikes. Exactly. So with such a hectic production schedule, it would not be surprising if some tramps were almost scratched under the radar.

I have another question. Of course go there.

What is a jelly? I sat through it all and would only like to know.

Say: “Someone edited all the cigarette butts.”

Do not tell: “Unfortunately, however, they left all the shit.”

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